three words: i give head
three words: not that well
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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