they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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