I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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