Christians are straight up FREAKS
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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