I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Someone shit on the floor
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
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you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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