the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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