If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
It all started with a game of naked twister.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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