Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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