I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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