Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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