How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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