Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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