He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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