when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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