haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
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im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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