Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
How does one acquire holy water?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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