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say what?
wanna hang out?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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