Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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