went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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