Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Fuck appropriateness.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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