Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
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Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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