Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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