i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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