I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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