I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I would fuck him just for his dog
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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