Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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