Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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