And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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