I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I have demons in me.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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