My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
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