i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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