What should our trivia night team be named?
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Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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