I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
are you so shy because you have an std?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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