it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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