16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
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Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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