dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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