508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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