My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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