I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
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My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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