I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
what day is it and did you see me today?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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