Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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