I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
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and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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