her vagine was all disorganized.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
did you just send me my own nude
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