He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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