Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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