what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
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I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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