i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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