No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
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On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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