Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
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Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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