I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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